OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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