That's when you crack a 10am beer
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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