Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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