Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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