I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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