my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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