trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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