Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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