so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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