If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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