you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I have post one night stand depression
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