Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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