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You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
True strength comes from lack of pants
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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