whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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