My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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