White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Never underestimate the power of titties
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