my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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