i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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