apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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