the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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