I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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