Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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