yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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