Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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