It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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