Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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