it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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