well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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