i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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