She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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