You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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