I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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