What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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