I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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