i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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