You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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