That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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