So gin and wine won't be happening again
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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