He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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