Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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