Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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