we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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