There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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