Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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