Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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