We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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