So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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