Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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