wat bout pragnant strippers??
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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