If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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